The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
I feel like Tumblr has reached a whole new level ever since the whole Yahoo thing.
some people are so good at talking like they open their mouth and out comes good ideas and perfectly constructed sentences and they have confidence and everyone listens to them talk
but when i talk it’s like hello morning yes butter homework wiggle book good
so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
If you ever feel stupid you should know I once made up a fake giveaway saying I had, had twins and I didn’t want the other one and some one thought I was being serious and reblogged it like, ‘IF YOU DIDN’T WANT TWO BABIES YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE HAD ANY, AND YOU SHOULDN’T GIVE THEM AWAY ON TUMBLR WHAT IS WRONG WIITH YOU?!’
Tom Hanks says grace at dinner
Tom Thanks
Tom Hanks needs to deposit money
Tom Banks
Tom Hanks plays Tug-o-War
Tom Yanks
Tom Hanks can’t remember
Tom Blanks
Tom Hanks stabs a bloke
Tom Shanks
Tom Hanks takes a boat ride
Tom Cruise
(Source: hats-and-horses)
